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featured blog

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:48:12 +0100

i'm a featured blog i didnt even realise till boredrich told me wow i never thought my blog would be a featured blog woohoo

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me and chucky

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:34:28 +0100

i dont want my picture taken mummy put me down

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cool

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:15:11 +0100

You Would Be a Witty Celebrity
There's a good chance that your big break would come from being funny. You have a well crafted sense of humor.
And while you may branch out into other areas, your cutting insight and sarcasm would always be your trademark.

As a celebrity, you would not be afraid of publicity stunts and working the press a little. You wouldn't take any of it very seriously.
You'd be a celebrity in the mold of Tina Fey, Sara Silverman, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofcelebritywouldyoubequiz/

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beachtest

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:11:17 +0100

You Are Exceedingly Passionate
You are a loner, and you're fine with that. You find the most fulfillment in solitude. And you never feel more lonely than when you're in a crowd.

You don't fall in love easily. It takes you a long time to get used to someone. Intimacy doesn't come easily for you.

You are an amazingly passionate person. You are passionate about almost everything, and your passion definitely gets you in trouble!

Your sense of humor is very physical. Your facial expressions or spot on imitations of people are hilarious.

http://www.blogthings.com/thebeachtest/

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Ed Zachery

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:51:40 +0100

After no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see a Chinese sex expert therapist Dr Chang.

He says, "take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room" she does.

"Ok craw reery reery fas bac" as she did Dr Chang shook his head.

"Your problem vewy vewy bad. Worst case Ed Zachery disease I ever sor, dat why you get no man.

She says, "What's Ed Zachery disease?"

Doctor says, "Its when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse"

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tae a fart

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:46:20 +0100

oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
lurks in yer belly efter a feastie
nae maiter whit ye dae
abdys gona hiv tae pay
even if ye try tae stifle
its like a bullet oot a rifle
hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
tae try stop the leakin air
shimmy yerself fae cheek tae cheek
n pray tae god it disnae reek
oot it comes like a clap o thunder ricochets aroon the room michty me a sonic boom
god al michty it fairly reeks
hope ah huvnae shit my breeks

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title-7439677

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:14:56 +0100

why am i ugly

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me and cassie

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:00:09 +0100

ive been getting nightmares about my hair going back to its roots
ever since i dyed it black i really dont want to be blonde again
but its happeniing
my friend thinks im scary looking when my hairs wet lol
well im scary looking when my hair is dry too lol

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chrissymas joke

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:14:14 +0100

3 men die on chrissymas eve to get into heavin st peter says you must have something on you that represents chrissymas the englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle st peter lets him pass the welsh men pulls out a set of keys and says theyre sleighbells st peter lets him pass the irish man pulls out a g string and bra st peter says how the fuck do they represent chrissymas paddy the irishman says theyre carols

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now is the time

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:45:58 +0100

you wanna know what time it is this is so accurate
http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

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rude joke

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:38:59 +0100

man walks in to bedroom sees wife packin a case
he asks where are you goin
she replies im goin to london ive heard prostitutes get 400 pounds a time for what i do for free
the man starts packin the case
wife asks where are you goin
he replies im comin to just to see how the fuck your goin to live on 800 a year

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Frankie Boyle

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:43:09 +0100

Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two.
Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!
It's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol.
Apparently they're going to bring in Super Asbos. But Asbos already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them Gaybos or Bender Badges.
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

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the Big Yin

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:39:09 +0100

Billy Connolly
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Two guys are talking and one says to the other: 'What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?' The other one says: 'I'd shag everything that moved. What would you do?' And he says: 'I'd stand perfectly still.'
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, does not try it on.
On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
Now the country is in a terrible state and you've blamed it on a number of things - unemployment rate, the value of the pound, and all that. It's actually because the national anthem is boring.
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.

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frends

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:14:43 +0100

i fall in with my friend
he said sorry for calling me crazy
we are loonies and we are proud

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cheating

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:43:33 +0100

i had friend who lives in dubai
i trusted him
something i rarely do
i wasted lots of phone credit talking to him
he said recently he had a girlfriend
i asked if he wanted to marry her
he said she was already married
i told him about cheating and how disgusting it was
i wasnt sure to stay friends
but it wasnt any of my buisness
i told him about my ex boyfriend cheating on me with my mum
then after that he started to ignre me
he wouldnt reply my messages or emails
then he said i was crazy
it seems every friend i get falls out with me
no one is there for you
every one leaves

i think im the only one left on this earth who stays faithful and doesnt cheat
if people want to just have meaningless and unsattissfying sex with strangers every night then they should just stay single
if someone doesnt want to be with that person anymore they should leave
there is no excuse for cheating
im done with trying to make friends
im done with trying to find kind loving doesnt want to cheat on me boyfriend

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got this from sandra

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:25:49 +0100

There is a Brazilian saying that says there are 3 things a person ought to do before he/she dies:
number one get married
number two have kids
number three do a worthwhile job that i will love
i know everyone else on the planet has this already but i dont and i think i will die before i get to do any of it

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had to find out about this

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:58:00 +0100

Ram Bahadur Bomjon (born c. 9 April 1990, sometimes spelt Bomjan, Banjan, or Bamjan), and also known as Palden Dorje (his monastic name), is from Ratanapuri village, Bara district, Nepal and is believed to be enlightened. It has been claimed by some of his supporters that he is the reincarnation of the Buddha, but Ram himself has denied this. Many Buddhist practitioners agree that he could not be, as the Buddha has entered nirvana and cannot be reborn.

He drew thousands of visitors and media attention by spending months in meditation. Nicknamed the Buddha Boy, he began his meditation on 16 May 2005. He reportedly disappeared from his hometown on 11 March 2006, and reappeared elsewhere in Nepal on 26 December 2006, but left again on 8 March 2007. On 26 March 2007, inspectors from the Area Police Post Nijgadh in Ratanapuri found Bomjon meditating inside a bunker-like ditch seven feet square.

On 10 November 2008, Bomjon reappeared in Ratanapuri and spoke to a group of devotees in the remote jungle.

a news article i put on my animals rights blog said he is reincarnation of the Buddha,
and i was like what dont tell me people believe this

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email i dont even know what usd is and i no money sorry all my money goes to my darling babies and occasionally a charity i trust

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:41:13 +0100

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cool

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:22:33 +0100

http://www.arkworld.com/ascii/disney/lionking.htm
these pics are pretty you have to go to this website cos blog doesnt post them properly
http://www.arkworld.com/ascii/disney/bambi.htm

http://www.arkworld.com/ascii/disney/sorcer2.htm

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guess who

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:40:10 +0100

http://www.glassgiant.com/ascii/ascii.php

guess who this is

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what colour my auro

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:19:32 +0100

yellow
Yellows are the sunniest, happiest and most childlike personalities in the color-spectrum. "All I want to do is have some fun!" is a song which is a wonderful representation of Yellows and shows their easy going, light and sunny character. These playful people have a wonderful sense of humor. They love to laugh and intimately enjoy life from many different angles. They advocate relaxation, the pure joy of life and live spontaneously. They are always reminding other people to not take life too seriously and to always look on the bright side. Life and work should both be enjoyed.

sounds jist like me especially this bit love to laugh and childlike

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the vets are f&^*%&ckin idiots

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:56:20 +0100

RICHMOND—The five correctional officers charged in October with animal cruelty for fondling a K-9 dog and videotaping the incidents will not be prosecuted.

Powhatan County Commonwealth’s Attorney Robert B. Beasley Jr. decided last week not to follow through because he believed the cruelty charges would not stand up in court, he said Wednesday.

“I heard from a couple of veterinarians who told me that, in their opinion, it didn’t rise to the level of cruelty,“ he explained. “One of them told me that no harm can come to the animal through doing that.“

Beasley initially filed charges after consulting with the state veterinarian’s office.

“When your burden is proof beyond a reasonable doubt, I came to the conclusion that if you have reputable veterinarians in disagreement over the issue, you’re not going to be able to prove it in court.“

The officers—one of whom was accused of having sexual contact with the dog while the others watched and filmed—were training at the Academy for Staff Development in Goochland County to become K-9 handlers.

The incidents took place between June 16 and Aug. 1 across the James River at the Powhatan Correctional Center where the kennels are located, Beasley said.

Initially charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty were Kelvin Thompson, 25, of Chatham; Melvin Boone, 40, of Waverly; and Adam R. Webb, 27, Cheri Campbell, 35, and Anthony Eldridge, 33, all of Burkeville.

Eldridge and Boone no longer work for the Department of Corrections, though the department would not say whether they were dismissed or left voluntarily. Thompson, Webb and Campbell have been removed from the canine program but remain employed by the department.

Terry N. Grimes, a Roanoke attorney representing Thompson, who was accused of fondling the animal, said that the others put him up to it, claiming it would allow him greater control over the dog.

Bestiality in Virginia falls under crimes against nature, which is a felony charge but requires “carnal knowledge” of an animal, implying intercourse.

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NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:51:52 +0100

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

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wtf

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:29:09 +0100

Your Bedroom Personality: Dominant
In the bedroom, you have no problem asking for what you want.
But you're really not the type to ask your partner what they want in return!

And while your dominance may be okay for more submissive types, your one sided ways can be a total a turnoff.
Give a little in return from time to time. You may be surprised what kind of rewards your generosity reaps.

lol
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbedroompersonalityquiz/

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wow

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:07:21 +0100

name hidden meaning

You Are Seductive and Ruthless
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. well this bits true enough dont know bout the rest lol

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/

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what colour your name

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:03:44 +0100

my fave colour red
guess what the anser was
Your Name is Red
Your name tells people that you are powerful and intense. Your name makes people take you seriously.
You stand out in a crowd and command attention. You can't blend in - and you would never try to or want to.

People see you as a bit of a wild card. You're well known for being passionate, and you can be a bit dangerous at times.
You inspire strong feelings in others. People either totally love you or totally despise you. There usually isn't much in between.

the last bit sounds true enough

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyournamequiz/

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lol

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:55:50 +0100

http://www.blogthings.com/japanesenamegenerator/

Your Japanese Name Is: Hisano Hosokoawa
Banzai!

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chrome division

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:51:43 +0100

Something's going on inside my head
Keeps me awake every night I'm in my bed
Everybody looking for a man
Something I find hard to understand

Could it be so easy?
Everyone is looking for me
Ain't no sunshine in this thriller
Could I be a serial killer?

Good old feeling's coming from the gut
Every time I see a young slut
Reason tells me what I've done is wrong
Doesn't matter urges are too strong

Could it be so easy?
Everyone is looking for me
Ain't no sunshine in this thirller
Could I be a serial killer?

Now it all makes sense to me
Her blood opens my eyes so I can see
Today the paper shows my name
Oh my God it was me all along the way

Yes it is so easy
Everyone is looking for me
Ain't so sunshine in this thriller
Could I be a serial killer?

Yes it is so easy
Everyone is looking for me
Ain't no sunshine in this thriller
Yes I am a serial killer

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title-7410201

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:52:43 +0100

would any1 like to be mod for we love poems

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cowboy bebop

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:58:41 +0100

Cowboy Bebop (カウボーイビバップ, Kaubōi Bibappu?) is a 1998 Japanese anime series directed by Shinichirō Watanabe, written by Keiko Nobumoto, and produced by Sunrise. Its 26 episodes comprise a complete storyline: Set in 2071, the series follows the misadventures and tragedies of a group of bounty hunters, or "cowboys", traveling on their spaceship, the Bebop.

The series' art direction centers around American music and counterculture, especially the beat and jazz movements of the 1940s-60s and the early rock era of the 1950s-70s, which the original soundtrack by Yoko Kanno and The Seatbelts recreates.

Cowboy Bebop was a commercial success both in Japan and international markets, notably in the United States. After this reception, Sony Pictures released a feature film, Knockin' on Heaven's Door, to theaters worldwide and followed up with an international DVD release. Two manga adaptations were serialized in Kadokawa Shoten's Asuka Fantasy DX. In 2004, it ranked second in Newtype USA's survey of their readers' favorite anime of all time.

ed n ein the dog are my fave characters

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